beenupto.mp3 Reporter at Sign Ups: So, let me ask you, any thoughts competition? what does new gold medal mean for you? Fairchild: It doesn't mean as much as winning America's hearts. That's very important to us. Reporter at Sign Ups: Now, we haven't seen you about three half years. What have you been up to? Stranz: Skating.
berber.mp3 Coach: if you're at all interested self-preservation, you take off your shoes before you set foot Berber. Chazz: Why would we step baby food? Jimmy: He's talking about carpet. Berber? Chazz: What are you, rug doctor? Jimmy: Maybe I am. Chazz: I'm rug master. Jimmy: What does that even mean? Coach: Just shut up take off your damn shoes.
cirquedusolame.mp3 Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell): Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine? performance Cirque du So-lame?
clothingoptional.mp3 Chazz: Personal philosophy: clothing optional.
coldgunsoup.mp3 Hector: Look, I almost gave up you. I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know one that looks like Elvis? I moved to Ukraine it was cold everyone had guns smelled like soup.
creampie.mp3 Chazz: Hey, I was quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston, that victory was as sweet as cream pie for which town was named.
diaperbags.mp3 Chazz: Before big competition, I like to work with leather. Native Americans always said that working with hides pelts releases soul. These are couple diaper bags I made for Faith Hill.
holditallday.mp3 Chazz: No way. This guy could not hold jock sweat. Jimmy: I could hold it all day long. Try me. Chazz: Maybe I will. Jimmy: Maybe you should. Chazz: You challenging me, Princess? Jimmy: I'm not inviting you to Skating Federation's Annual Christmas Party. Chazz: Then bring it on! Jimmy: It is on! Coach: Good. We're agreement then. Chazz: What? Jimmy: What? v
inyoursleep.mp3 Scott Hamilton: Well, Stranz Fairchild, how heavy is that gold around your necks? Fairchild Van Waldenberg (Amy Poehler): Scott, this may be solid gold but to us, it's lighter than air because dreams never weigh you down. Stranz Van Waldenberg (Will Arnett): No. Dreams are your sleep.
killyousomeday.mp3 Hector: Oh! I'm still gonna kill you someday.
