anotherbeardjoke.mp3 Jay: (Chewbacca noise) Martin: What's that? Jay: Chewbacca. You know, it's Chewie. Martin: Oh, another beard joke. Jay: Bleep. Martin: Bleeping hilarious!
brutal.mp3 Ben: That was bleeping brutal.
crockett.mp3 Jonah: Hey, Crockett, you still partying with Tubbs these days? Martin: Come on, man. I'm getting it from all angles here. I don't like it anymore. Jonah: I know. I don't, either. Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusuf Islam? Martin: Yeah, it was really awkward. Jonah: Alright, man. I gotta take off. See you, Scorsese-on-coke.
ifitseverywhere.mp3 Debbie: I got to go. Sadie might have chicken pox. Jason: I had chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it. Ben: We don't have heart to tell him it's herpes. Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
imwilmer.mp3 Ben: Yo, beer over here, please? You're gonna be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.
likeavagina.mp3 Jason: Let's go. Come on, follow me. You stay here. Stay here. Martin: Why? Jason: Because your face looks like vagina.
loseweight.mp3 Jack (Alan Tudyk): There's gonna be some things that you're gonna be able to get... Alison: Okay. Jack: ...that other people office don't get. One them, gym membership. Alison: You want me to lose weight? Jack: (laughing) No, I don't want you to lose weight. Jill (Kristen Wiig): No. We can't legally ask you to do that. Jack: We didn't say lose weight. I might say tighten. Alison: Tight. Jack: little (making hand gestures) tighter. Jill: Just like toned smaller. Jack: Don't make everything smaller. I don't want to generalize that way. Tighter. Jill: We don't want you to lose weight. We just want you to be healthy. Alison: Okay. Jill: You know, by eating less. We would just like it if you go home step scale write down how much you weigh subtract it by, like, 20. Alison: Twenty. Jill: then weigh that much. Jack: Just remember, you've got it here, you've got it here everybody's gonna see you right there.
munich.mp3 Ben Stone (Seth Rogen): You know what movie I just saw again other day, which is bleeping, like, mind-blowing I haven't seen it since it came out is Munich. Jay (Jay Baruchel): Oh, Munich! Jonah (Jonah Hill): Oh, man, Munich bleeping rules. Jay: Munich is awesome! Ben: That movie was Eric Bana kicking bleeping ass! Through every movie with Jews, we're ones getting killed. Munich flips it its ear. We're capping motherbleepers. Jonah: Not only killing but bleeping, like, taking names.
noiwont.mp3 Alison: Well, have great night. Ben: Okay, you too. Alison: Thanks for beer. Ben: Okay, enjoy, be nice to them. I'll see you. Alison: Bye. Thanks again. Ben: No, I'll see you later. No, I won't because I'm pussy.
prettierthaniam.mp3 Ben: Man. Oh. You're prettier than I am. lot.
