aboutthegospel.mp3 Nacho: they don't think I know bunch crap about Gospel, but I do.
anacondasqueeze.mp3 Nacho: Anaconda squeeze!
betterduty.mp3 Elderly Monk (Rafael Montalvo): This is worst lunch I ever had. Señor Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters? Nacho: Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get better duty.
converteachother.mp3 Nacho: mother was Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia father, deacon from Mexico. They tried to convert each other, but they got married instead. then they died.
firstineedaman.mp3 Nacho: Listen to me! Today, I have chance lifetime, but first I need man. Esqueleto (Héctor Jiménez): Get off me! (He slaps him)
forsometoast.mp3 Nacho (Jack Black): Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to join me quarters this night for some toast.
funtowrestle.mp3 Nacho: Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. nice pile-drive to face, punch to face, but you cannot do it. Because it is Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
livedagoodlife.mp3 Nacho: Thank you for coming here today. This man lived good life. He had wonderful woman, lush garden, and... collection Russian nesting dolls. May he rest peace. (The old man pulls blanket off his face coins fall off his eyes. Then Nacho gasps fear.)
mmgoodtoast.mp3 Nacho: Mm, good toast.
myfavorite.mp3 Nacho: Who is this Encarnación? Sister Encarnación (Ana de la Reguera): Well, favorite color is light tan. favorite animal is puppies. I like serving Lord, hiking, play volleyball... Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is favorite thing to do every day.
